Procrastination: SpongeBob has an assignment for boating school. He must write an 800 word essay before the next morning. SpongeBob starts to write it, but he gets distracted easily and can't keep his mind on his work. The hours fly by and SpongeBob is exhausted. Delirious, he imagines his pants on the clothes line are talking to him. They mock him for procrastinating and not writing his essay sooner. SpongeBob hallucinates more and we reveal that he was actually dreaming. He has five minutes to write the essay which he does, describing all the things he saw in his crazy dream. I'm with Stupid: When Patrick's parents come over for Starfish Day, Patrick gets upset that they still think he isn't very smart. SpongeBob offers to act stupid next to Patrick in front of Patricks' parents in order to make Patrick look smarter, but their plan backfires when Patrick forgets that SpongeBob is just acting and really does believe Spongebob is stupid. SpongeBob and Patrick compete with each other ... Written by NAS
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If you're reading this I'm assuming you love SpongeBob and have seen every episode numerous times. But there are some SpongeBob scenes that you haven't seen because they were deleted! Either never shown, deleted only in certain countries, or shown once and deleted because of controversies, these following moments were too inappropriate even for a show that is frequently very inappropriate! Here's a look a 8 deleted naughty moments!
This info comes straight from the Season One DVD commentary. Apparently a scene involving Sandy Cheeks karate chopping a fish in the balls was cut becasue it was deemed inappropriate. Jackass wouldn't even exist if they were held to that standard!! I for one find it more appalling to think of fish having balls. I'm never eating caviar again... just in case.
This scene was only banned in some countries because it sounds like SpongeBob is telling Patrick this "your p*n*s is showing". instead of "your genius is showing". Yeah, that's kind of the whole joke. It's sort of meant to sound like that. These countries must be real fun at parties!
Life of Crime
This episode originally had a scene where SpongeBob says "No more getting nailed," before Patrick puts a nail in his noggin. But because nailed is slang for doing it, things needed to be kept safe for our chidren! WE MUST PROTECT THE CHILDREN!! The line was changed to "No more getting mail" and instead of Patrick putting a nail in his head, he sucks his thumb. Uh, nothing distrubing about that.
This episode had a whole lot of stuff, but the most 'offensive' thing was probably Patrick rubbing sunscreen on Sandy and yelling "C'mon, SpongeBob!". Sandy wasn't wearing her spacesuit just a bikini and it looks like he's taking her top off. The last thing I need to be thinking about is a threeway between SpongeBob, Patrick and Sandy. Oy.
According to the Season 2 DVD commentary, there was a scene in which SpongeBob said "Go 'dolphin noise' yourself" followed by Patrick saying "'Dolphin noise' you too!" and that was considered too naughty. BUT THE WHOLE EPISODE IS ABOUT SAYING DIRTY WORDS!? This is why censorship rarely makes sense. This one was singled out, because dolphin noise? The stupidity in this world is infuriating sometimes.
The Fry Cook Games
This one was only edited for certain countries. In the episode SpongeBob and Patrick exit the stadium holding hands and that's changed to them holding shoulders, you know so they don't look gay. I don't know, to me shoulder massage is extremely sexual, but maybe that's just my own experience. But sure, lets keep worrying about cartoon characters being gay. It's not like school shootings and measles outbreaks are happening. Wait...
Here's another one where people got all uptight about SpongeBob and Patrick being gay. The original airing had Patrick saying "SpongeBob, can I sleep with you again tonight?" which was changed to "Sleepover!" No matter what he said, I hope they still had sex, just to piss all those prudish people with incredibly dirty minds off.
One Krab's Trash
The original airing had SpongeBob saying "You'll never guess what I found in my pants last night," but "pants" was changed to "sock" because god forbid it looks like he's referring to his penis. It's almost like these people have never heard of the Red Hot Chili Peppers or what gym socks are sometimes used for. If you don't know then I'm not going to tell you, that's what parents or Google is for.
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